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From Urban Dictionary:

 

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. 
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS, 
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass. 
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. 

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied, 
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP. 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. 

There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's f***ing cheep and hey, this is the NHS. 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. 

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison, 
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. 

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising, 
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. 

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, 
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein, 
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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