D..X Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. “And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheepHeep Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Oh crap OHhhhhh crap.... Nobody touches a mans car hahah. She probably died that day. Nobody heard from her ever again. lol. My dad has a lexus, hes so over protective about it hahaa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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