Ol Smoke Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Whenever you go to her house for some play time, pack a small bag and leave it close to their house somewhere. In that bag should be the following items: A pair of underwear A pair of pants A shirt of some kind Some socks and shoes (preferably running shoes) spare keys to car and house $20 or more Cell phone Why do this? Cause none of these things are within reach when her husband comes home unexpectedly. Running around a neighborhood naked, is a sure fire one way ticket to the jail. Plus, a good shooter will take out those nuts for you. If she is at your house, keep a loaded pistol next to the bed and deadbolt all the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanaraud Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Good idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoes Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 You learn this the hard way? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted May 24, 2017 Author Share Posted May 24, 2017 No, but a good friend of mine, showed up at my door one night....naked. His feet were so bloody, I couldn't let him inside. So I bandaged his feet and put a robe on him and took him to his sister's house. God was she angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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