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Introducing myself to all you new guys


Ol Smoke

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I never knew we were to introduce ourselves, so here goes.

 

I am a 6'2" 240# American Indian and I carry a pistol and a 12" knife at all times.  I have three black belts in martial arts.  I am a bouncer at a local

bar that supports a motorcycle gang.  I like to blow shit up and do as much damage to rude people as possible.  I wear a T-shirt

that says I voted for Trump but no one has ever harassed me about it.  I am a homeplate Umpire in our local softball league. No

one ever disputes my calls.  I run a daddy daycare center.  You can't believe how quiet those kids can be.  They are special. 

I was in the Navy Seals but got kicked out during hell week for being too tough on the trainers.  I am here at F|A to welcome you.  STOP RUNNING !

 

I have been kicked out of F|A a couple of times because I like it.  But, I am so lovable they let me back in.

 

Well that's enough about me...see on the maps in COD4.  I will take your hair for my lodge pole.

 

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 I have been a member of F|A off and on for 4 years.

 

 

Whats the secret of goin in and out without problems? :lol:

 

I did buy it in the terms that all you said was true and this was like a comeback.

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Wait...you guys thought this was real?  I have been a member of F|A off and on for 4 years.

I was just spammin'.

 

Lol thats why I was thinking. Goes to show that most just see a thread in the "introduction section" and post "welcome" without reading the content :DDDD or they are playing along with your bluff :D

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