Ol Smoke Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I am going to start this thread with a story about how everything works in the universe. Then, anyone who reads this is to hi-jack this topic and make it their own topic. Then other readers can hi-jack it or hi-jack another topic on here. But, you must use a previous thread reply to make a new thread. I want to see how this grows, and how many other threads can come out of this one topic. Everything in the universe works like the atoms we are made from. A central core, smaller objects circulating around it, and everything is round in space. If you had to pick a certain subject about horses what would it be? Do you like cows? Are Levi jeans any better than the Walmart brand? How many times have you actually heard someone say, "Clean your room" ? Does a good breakfast really stick to your ribs? Why are shoes so uncomfortable? What if everyone wore a dress, would there still be upshots on the internet? What happens to porn stars when they reach 40? Why does watching a person vomit make you gag? How many times a day do you think about the tires on your car? You ever think about how there is about a one mm thickness of clothing keeping you from being naked? Why is the cleavage of a woman's breasts accepted on TV but not the cleavage between your butt muscles? Why are hamburgers so good? Why does chocolate milk make you feel like a little kid again? How long does it take for your brain to stop receiving light images through your eyes once your heart stops? Do female deer really think about the antler size of their mate? Just thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 It's funny, it always seems so easy to unknowingly hijack a thread, but as I was reading what you had said I kinda just blanked out Hahahaha. But I will say this, I don't know what happens to porn stars when they reach 40, but seeing how I will be 40 this year, maybe I should go into the porn business?? I could call my self Nuts Mcgee or something crazy.. I dunno.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Okay Chron. So now I hi-jack this thread and ask the question. If you were going to be a porn star what would your name be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajnl Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Actually there is a show about porn stars that get rehabilitated back into normal life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I saw this thing on Facebook once that was one of those weird little question things, that actually was titled, "What is your porn name?" and how you did it was this.. Take the street/road/block or whatever where you grew up and then take your mothers maiden name and put them together and that would be your porn name.. So oddly enough, mine was Longfork Johnson! Hahaha I figure if I ever get into porn, I would use that name LOL... Wander how they come up with those porn names anyway? Actually there is a show about porn stars that get rehabilitated back into normal life. I saw something like that once on Netflix, it followed like 3 or 4 different porn stars male and female and followed them as they quit the business and tried to transition back into a normal persons life.. Pretty interesting since that stigma followed them wherever they went.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Using chron's summation my porn name would be 3rd Beane. Now what am I supposed to do with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Using chron's summation my porn name would be 3rd Beane. Now what am I supposed to do with that? Hahaha I dunno, but I am laughing my butt off LOL I'd like to hear some more names from our community hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jefke Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 This is now a topic about cats ps. I totally didn't read the stuff, I read Hi-jack this thread so cats is the obvious answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow flash Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 But these uber goats will take over cats by screaming at em! http://youtu.be/Qq3EXO63h7M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jefke Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 nope we got nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuLLc0LLector Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 UFO HAITI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Now it's humans sounding like goats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 This is now a topic about cats ps. I totally didn't read the stuff, I read Hi-jack this thread so cats is the obvious answer That has to be A.Pirate cat arrgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggtato Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Right well I am hoping you've heard of Fernando Torres. IF not I will explain. Torres is a Spanish striker who was at Liverpool FC and moved to Chelsea for 50 million. Now this was supposed to be a good move but it turned out to be a terrible deal. SO at Liverpool he was amazing but now he is probably one of the worst strikers ever. So now I have some jokes you will enjoy. Torres can't score. 1) I'm going out tonight dressed as Fernando Torres. I'm not planning to score 2) Ceasefire in Libya, specialist Torres sent in to make sure no more shots are fired 3) Torres has settled as a barman. He is good at putting shots over the bar. want more go here http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/features/2011-04-14/funniest-fernando-torres-jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Chigurh Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Some 1 look for the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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