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Things you've done out of boredom or stupidity.

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I'm pretty sure everyone has done something stupid once in there life. That was brought out from pure boredom or just a really stupud impulse to try something crazy which ended in a funny or still stupid momments. You have any worth wild tales? I have a few good ones that are pretty dumb to be honest lol. My friends and I being the dumb college students that we are decided to do something fun becuase were just sitting around. Next thing you know I'm holding onto the back of a car going 30 with a snow bored down a fresh snow covered road. Fun but very stupid to say the least.

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What about emberassing moments? I've got some of those

 

But yeah, I'm sure I've done some stupid things hehe

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umm the time i tried to redo that house and ended up with hole in floor, time i tried to fixed a dirtbike and the front wheel came off mid jump, the time i tried to do a cannon ball and my pants got caught on the diving board....also the time i got married (horrible idea), the time i put hot and cold on the wrong jockstrap (meanin my own...), hmmm theres probably more i just have to think bout it lol.

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.... Hm.... I dislocated my pinky toe when trying to teach other people how to hurdle over things at school.

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.... Hm.... I dislocated my pinky toe when trying to teach other people how to hurdle over things at school.

 

Heh, sort of related but I was in sunday school (obviously bored) and I tried to jump over a desk and chair wearing socks on a smooth tile floor. I managed to clear the desk and chair but I slid across the floor right into another desk foot first and broke my toe... oh sunday school.

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Eh, threw a microwavable burrito at a mexican from a roof, broken my left leg in 3 places in a Taco Bell parking lot, and blew apart an HP desktop from close range...I have tons more, lost in the annals of my mind. I was arrested by Union-Pacific railroad once for trying to board a moving train( I guess the trains get their own police unit), I got a ride in the back of a squad car for that one. Shit like this is what jay2 is made of...f***ed up stories....

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I was playing a boring gig with my band, the crowd was awful, so at the end I decided to smash my guitar... The crowd went wild... I loved that guitar...sniff... :cry

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I got maried :P

 

PS : but I fix it : I divorced 10 years later :))

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Getting married seems to be a repeating theme here. Way to give me second thoughts lol. Recently I've had to few drinks at a friends birthday and ended up as a stripper which was fun to be honest lol. Also I climbed the horse statue at the P.F changs restaurant... they yelled at me.

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When I was a young boy...(It was more than 20 years ago).... Before we started to drink, me and my mates make a deal.... The one who falls asleep, receives a tattoo. So, one my friend got " I LOVE MOMMY " in his shoulder and i got the year of birth, in my fingers. I am not so proud for that.

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mine is deffo stupiditiy.

 

I decided my friend who is built like a tank should give me a piggy back home when we were out drunk one night however I had these crazy parachute trousers on , they have like dangly bits on them, trousers got caught on a bin and as we were both slightly intoxicated it pulled us over and he landed on me breaking my wrist.

 

Didnt hurt at the time but next morning I woke up in agony with a very weird looking wrist lol . My bf ended up burning them trousers :( they were so cool hahahaha

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Climbed on the roof of a nearby factory once, since they hadn't guarded the ladder, we ended up almost falling off. Also once almost got caught by the cops when we had broken onto a different factory it's terrain, cops came and we had to sneak out the other way.

 

My mates and I once lit a huge piece of fireworks that was literally called a 'mortar.' We threw it in one of those old oil cans and I was standing at a distance of about 20 feet? Almost got blown off my feet and it literally lit a part of the sky for a second or two, scared the sh*t out of me and there was a pregnant lady with us lol.

 

Besides that just drinking stories probably, one time I almost spend a huge chunk of a months worth of scholarship at the casino, while drunk. Oh and once I crashed a bachelorette party... bride to be wasn't very happy lol :x I'm sure there are more that I'm not thinking off right now.

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also the time i got married (horrible idea)

 

amen bruddah.

 

lets see, there was the time i went streaking and had to run from 2 different cop cars...making a swimming pool in the college dorm showers...getting so hammered i pissed on my own closet, the night before a volleyball tourny, and my roomate was kind enough to leave me a note telling me and spraying it with febreeze. time i hit the back of a parked car on my bike and ended up going over the car...maknig a 5.5 hour trip in 2.5

 

get me drunk and i'll remember more from college...oh yeah, used to goto parties with a 50/50 screwdriver in a 52 oz mug, and a flask of 151. and would refill the mug at least once.

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