DontShootMe Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Grab you carpet squares and hot cocoa kids, it's story time! Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the chat room, not a creature was stirring except RabidRaccoon. The stockings were hung by Daredevil with care in hopes that Santa (Speedfact) soon would be there. The ET kids were all nestled and snug in their bed, while visions of gunfire danced in their heads . And GI Joe in his kerchief and Souljahmon in his cap, had just settled down for a long couple maps. When on winter crash, there arose such a clatter, Funkbut dove into cover to avoid being battered. Cyrodan tossed grenades that went off with a flash, threw all of his frags and shot DontShoot in the ass. The moon on the chopper and rockets aglow, gave Cyclone the smackdown as he ran to and fro. When what to my wondering eye should appear, but JoeDirt logging on and typing out !beer. And a little old soldier so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be slickbud. More rapid than eagles in Fockfear now came, and he whistled and hollered and called Rolf a name. Now Baska and Klinker, BlackMagic and Matty, on Tsizzle, on Alex on Doobie and Dougl@s. To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall Razor was Sniping and kicking us all. So up to the house top the airstrike then flew, to kill all the campers and Thoracic too. Snake got shot in the head while turning around and Ch11m33y was spraying bullets all around. Dressed in a ghillie from his head to the floor, Theo was sniping and setting claymores. An RPG was slung on Sicsiksix’s back, and Ow_my_eye pressed the attack. Obi was !owned and Devastator was !killed, Diinah tossed some C4 and Rx_jawa’s blood was spilled. ………. I think I lost where I was going with this and cant remember the story….. …….and its 4 AM !kick DontShootMe write a story that makes sense. . . . . PS: Sorry to anyone that didn't get a mention in here 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaozzz Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 This was seriously really good. I've never been so interested in a poem. Great job man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panini*Hobbit@mp3 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Did you write this yourself? If you did then kudos to you! Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wifestein Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 whahaha this is awesome ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathshead Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Man this is purely AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fockfear Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 lol nice poem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strobel Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Great job there but I seriously missed the appearence of =F|A=SantaClaws* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baska Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Amazing im lovin it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crasher Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksdead Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 that shit is epic...thanx for that Christmas day joy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ aka GDR DJ Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmut the soldier Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Nice poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedfact Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 lmao everyone always wait on me cause im so awesome. DUDE BEST STORY EVERY!!!! lol cant stop laughin. great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulJAHmon Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I laughed till i cried, you moved me don't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo519 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 I am glad we have you here... Awesome way to spread F|A cheer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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