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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.

- Helen Keller

 

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.

-Marilyn vos Savant

 

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.

- Bernard Bailey

 

Love is the story of feelings.

- Daredevil.

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Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”

 

Winston Churchill

 

 

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

 

Winston Churchill

 

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

 

Benny Hill

 

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb

 

Benny Hill

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Posted Today, 05:01 PM

 

keep cool when dickheads lick your ****,thats the advice i can tell you :)

 

 

This ones on my Sig now MUHAHA

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