kristy Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Granted, but it chomped your computer because of all the dirty downloaded porn on it. I wish everyone, including me, could have what they wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiThought Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Granted your condo will now clean itself daily..... unfortunately it destroys all your furniture while utilizing the unbeatable cleaning power of fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalZombie Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Granted, but it chomped your computer because of all the downloaded porn on it. I wish everyone, including me, could have what they wanted. Granted but what everyone wants is WORLD DOMINATION. Thus this sparks a new World War ending in tragedy... I wish I could see 45 morbidly obese people fighting over the last twinkie on earth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I3lessed Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Granted but what everyone wants is WORLD DOMINATION. Thus this sparks a new World War ending in tragedy... I wish I could see 45 morbidly obese people fighting over the last twinkie on earth... Granted but your the twinkie I wish I had a bigger tv! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrestor Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I wish I could see 45 morbidly obese people fighting over the last twinkie on earth... HAHAHAHAH that question made me lmao Granted but your the twinkieI wish I had a bigger tv! Granted but all you can see on it everyday is mexican soap operas and gay porn I wish I didn't have any homeworks to do today :S:S (And i have a lot yet here i am ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chica Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Granted, but you will spend the next 15 years doing homework. I wish I could watch a movie of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiThought Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted unfortunately after watching it your mind will be consumed the by all the bad deeds you have done for the rest of your life. I wish I could redo my life with the knowledge I know have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrestor Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted, But since the past can't be changed, you'll do the same mistakes again and will be very aware of them. I wish the world was perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chica Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted, now humans are extinct. I wish someone would watch a movie with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckie Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted, but its a documentary about Larry King. I wish I had an unlimited supply of jack links peppered and sweet and hot beef jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chica Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted, but unfortunately your body is not able to digest it and eating it will cause you to die. I wish that I could live forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffmaster Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted. now you get to live to see your grandchildren die in your house. i wish i could write legibly....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckie Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted, but you'll be doing so much practicing that you forgot how to wipe your own ass... I wish the software I wrote actually worked =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalZombie Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 (edited) Granted, but you'll be doing so much practicing that you forgot how to wipe your own ass... I wish the software I wrote actually worked =] Granted, but the software you develop will only be keyloggers that send your info to every telemarketer in the world. And you have to test them out so congrats now everyone knows your forums status (oh and your credentials too). I wish I had the ability to read people's minds... Edited September 28, 2010 by EternalZombie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chica Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Granted, now you know all the sexual things Duckie wants to do to you I wish that I didn't need sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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