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Granted, now you know all the sexual things Duckie wants to do to you ;)

 

I wish that I didn't need sleep

 

 

Granted but now you have bags under your eyes that look like lunar craters.

 

I wish my gf's work hours and mine didn't conflict.

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Granted, but you'll forget everything you used to know.

 

I wish I was never bored

 

Granted , but for the rest of your life youll be entertained with stuff you never liked .

 

I wish id be 15 again , but with having the same knowledge as i have now .

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Granted, but you have no arms or legs.

 

I wish I had better speakers for my computer

 

Granted, but you spend all the money you had on new speakers and now your pc is broken

 

I wish I had a better job

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Granted, but your job involves prostitution and hard rape. And you're the one being raped.

I wish the guy of my dreams would show up and ask me out and we live happily ever after.

 

Granted, but he is involved in a car crash which leaves his entire body paralyzed and he is unable to speak.

So much for living happily ever after :P

 

I wish for a giant fish tank with a Lion's Mane Jellyfish in it

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Granted, but now you and Duckie are in a lot more debt...

 

I wish that we can get 25 people on vent like we used to =]

 

Granted, but there's now 25 annoying kids mumbling words on vent!

 

I wish I was a bird

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