PHANTASM Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Granted next time you sit at your desk 27 zombies and a rabid werewolf will spawn throughout the school. Good luck. I wish I was employed again. lol this one is easy - eventually that unemployment check will run out, and then you will take any nasty job whatsoever, and make half the money you used to make before the recession. Then you will be employed again.. Wish I was better at ET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkybananA Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Granted, but i'm sure you'll die before that happens I wish marijuana was legalized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiThought Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 (edited) lol this one is easy - eventually that unemployment check will run out, and then you will take any nasty job whatsoever, and make half the money you used to make before the recession. Then you will be employed again.. So close Phantasm I am in the process of trying to take a job at half what I was making before my unemployment runs out. Granted, but i'm sure you'll die before that happens I wish marijuana was legalized Granted but the tax stamp to purchase it costs $812 per gram. I wish I had a M324 bolt action rifle. Edited September 18, 2010 by AntiThought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malokyte Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I wish I had a M324 bolt action rifle. Granted. It's yours once you poop it out during your next bowel movement. I wish I've already passed my senior year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiThought Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I wish I've already passed my senior year. Granted you are now 94 years old. I wish I could kill a deer this hunting season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krayzie Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Granted, but the bullet will ricochet and kill you as well. I wish I had a Lamborghini xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidParadox Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Granted, but the bullet will ricochet and kill you as well. I wish I had a Lamborghini xD Granted!!! Have Fun!! I wish i had cockatoo that could dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrestor Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Granted, but now every time it sees you it will take a nice huge dump on you and your hands trying to grab it are no good compared to it's smooth moves so... good company I wish world peace hahahahaha Ms universe ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fb!N!nJa Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 granted you will be alone wit the ms universe from 1958 for 1 whole year i wish my legs would heal from tendonitis and knee pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrestor Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 granted you will be alone wit the ms universe from 1958 for 1 whole year hahahah that isnt that bad even though she might look old she was still a miss universe And plus points cause that same year the model that won is from Colombia my home country i wish my legs would heal from tendonitis and knee pain Granted, they did, but then went necrotic and fell. I wish i could sleep for more than 6 hours everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoosterCogburn Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I wish i could sleep for more than 6 hours everyday Granted, you will now sleep for 8 hours a day on a bed with another dude. I wish I could have pizza tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinBacon Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Granted, but the toppings will consist of **** cheese and boogers I wish I could stop at one drink, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrestor Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Granted, when you stop drinking you'll have an excessively high need to smoke and a full time erection I wish i do good at school for the remainder of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalZombie Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Granted, when you stop drinking you'll have an excessively high need to smoke and a full time erection I wish i do good at school for the remainder of the year Granted, you will do well in school after you do some "odd" favors for your male teachers. I wish I could regenerate my health when I get hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrestor Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Granted the tissue will regenerate but will double the pain with no visible scar I wish i pass philosophy with no effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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