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Ruin a wish


FunkybananA

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The idea of the game is to ruin the wish that the previous user posted..

 

For example: "I wish I had a job."

the next answers: "Granted, I can pay you 1$ to scratch my balls."

 

and so it goes on, and remember to grant the wish, then ruin it ;)! So I'll start..

 

 

I wish I was immortal

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I do not think Papito fully understands so here it goes....

 

I wish I was immortal

 

Granted, but to maintain it you must eat only decaying flesh and drink only rotten milk.

 

I wish I could fly!

 

Granted, but whenever you do your skin will shred as if you were running through a briar patch naked.

 

I wish i could talk with squirrels.

 

Granted, but when you speak you must only do so by insulting the rabid ones.

 

 

I wish I could walk through solid surfaces (i.e. walls, floors, roofs, tables, bullets, etc.......).

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It's in your garage. By the way, so is the A.T.F. and they would like to ask you about it.

 

Actually because Thermite is a binary compound it is not illegal to possess or use, at least here in the U.S. (as long as you are not using it to do something else illegal). You also forgot your question. :D

 

 

I wish I had a sword made of Tungsten Carbide.

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