Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 19, 2019 Platinum VIP Share Posted February 19, 2019 Whenever you feel sad... It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 19, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) Bob - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?" Tom - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Bob - "Cole's Law? Tom - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing." Edited February 20, 2019 by Kooki 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 19, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 19, 2019 Whenever asked, "How are you doing?".... the gentleman, who was born in 1947, responds, "Pretty darn good, considering 72 years ago I couldn't walk." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 wat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 20, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 20, 2019 A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Finally, the doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied. “Well! We’ll have to check you out. Alright then, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She undressed and the doctor began his exam. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. He frowned, then continued squeezing and pressing for a few more minutes. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight – you don’t have any milk!” “I know,” she said. “I’m his Grandma, but I’m certainly glad I came.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 20, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 20, 2019 Hey folks coleslaw is chopped cabbage with mayo in it. Staple in the south. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 21, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 21, 2019 The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint."It was enough to make anybody faint," he said."My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 22, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 22, 2019 My new friend has a very Irish name... O'Really? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 23, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I? An Echo Edited February 23, 2019 by Kooki 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 24, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 24, 2019 You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am i ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 25, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 25, 2019 What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Lemme ask my pirate friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheepHeep Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Joke of the year: My life... ;( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Vindstot Posted February 25, 2019 Senior Member Share Posted February 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, Kooki said: What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month? R 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 27, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 27, 2019 I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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