Just wanted to see how you guys felt about this, this is the story from page 1 to the end of 25 all typed out so you can read it,
ill type the rest out but im not going to do all that if nobody wants to read it all as one lol i personally found it kind of funny.
So I guess just react to this post if you want me to type it out to current
There once were two fat unicorns drifting their Ferrari down California hills while chased by three gleeful clowns who were very drunk and high as kites, but still they could drive the car backwards until they .. until they hit RedBaird on his pretty unicorn, which had anal burning while exploring Cockfield but this wasn't all which brought raging teen hormones there also was slimeballs and potatoes which make a a huge pile to attract zombies that like eating many rotten potatoes without proper seasoning in the ingredients and more ketchup was added to slightly expired milk. They started to wonder if this tastes even good in the elevator which got stuck not good luck but still they managed to eat you complete I doubt this was the best experience while thinking about what happened earlier in that store in the office while waiting the next client but his wife came and was naked his client called during this exciting game of chess which ended in three slaughtered unicorns flying around in aladdins flying carpet and asked himselves is this possible? What the f*ck will the story continue to be essential to life or will it become more random word for word until the end of this beautiful final event horizon but still it has the potential to stop but with the power of chocolate we can find more Umpa Lumpa's to gain exponential growth And then I swam in chocolate in combination with tons of raspberries which were exported by three aliens named Henk, Piet and RedBaird. They intended to trade horses for milk which was poisoned so RedBaird got an antipoison from Null but he gave him the wrong one so a doctor was called immediately to the chocolate pool where Willy Wonka does his daily morning gym and suddenly RedBaird got an urge to eat some grass that Danielle planted using only her old garden tools obtained from Koen while eating a chocolate muffin and some fresh sushi meantime Willy Wonka observed his Kingdom and smiled grimly then suddenly he fell to the might of the last ghost unicorn which appeared because RedBaird was dying and wanted teeth which aren't yellow and full of roses and chocolate which are radioactive and glow in the cat's door so now we stand united tomorrow and we will drink boiled oil and pee purple which tastes ok while sitting on the Korean border drinking tea and watching professional thumbwrestling so we waited till we weighed three thousand shrimps and suddenly Anton appeared, he is my rock in the burning, just like Rendel is, he likes to eat peppernuts and hot lightning, he made that the cat wise, but the spaghetti was eh, just eh u cant compare apples with pears because they're old but gold and now we will all get very wasted just because ethenol isnt rare and so we unwrapped goodie bags under the Christmas full of embarrassment mini goodie bag that Koen bought because Tukkonen applied in his dreams which were lucid because of the tutorial on how to revive a forgotten ancient ritual that summoms cabbages that taste like salty frogs with sand in their mouth and glitters in their noses. Its horrible to sleep without saying "good game easy" while a guy splats a bug asking for help to get to but you cant put your finger inside my ass but you could start a riot in the outhouse while singing and dancing naked for free gold pieces given by a beggar who won three rainbows and a garden chair while eating some triple cooked daisies freshly bought at the Albert Heijn unknown to most unless you are a dinosaur sitting, doubting the existence of pizza and rum infused wood but still he kept chasing his teddy bears and prayer for a(n) world without any misfortunes of lies or any other things that make no sense, but whats important in donald trumps eyes is a ditch full of mexicans comming to the USA destroying all the Taco Bells because trump loves to rig the election and eat juicy old corrupted fish while drinking beer mixed with vodka to health.. cheers!! he said before but still he needed medical advice because of his small feet which smelled like oysters mixed with a tall illegal immigrant which was related to his wife who told how small his garden was and how big his ego still is while looking at Melanie and his dog named Janus who recently shit three meters away Obama's front yard, Obama was furious because his hair was also ruined and becoming homeless just like Rendel who gambled everything he got, but Clinton saw it and she gave one million dollars to pay ho's who thoroughly enjoy Christmas with a slutty christmas tree i mean pretty yes Mafkees, you are SOOOO pretty compared to a(n) boar rolling in love and sparkles and own feces so he really smells like Danielle which is ok cause flowers and potatoes also rot when they're near yellow monsters and the final toilet which is also the first toilet so we all jumped for joy and prayed that maybe one day pink ants would become green spiders and kill humanity which is fantastic like plastic and apocalypse this all means that god might not be the strongest entity compared to unicorns made out of fancy glitters and sugar sprinkles for a delicious red mustache covered with whipped cream and unexpected alien invasion and the probes while dripping some mayonnaise an instrument and add fries what's happening now a cow is falling from the sky, but first drink, and take deep breaths because something magical is never going to happen until this evening is the only thing left on peters bucket list he surely missed Rendel in his transsexual dress but the high heels and short skirt were too short revealed a lump of cheese hidden on his head firemen burning books dont feed trolls but still they gave them cheese with old butter seasoned with some sugar, it was good but they perfered something spicier than chili chips these nucking futs were so cool that they created the walking deadand some other spooky scary monsters to wander around beneath the bed and in the last day of being a man when one changes his phone number no calls will until a mystery telegraph note came from president Putin who is anxious because he never had a chance to confess his love for Assad's wife but his plan wasn't that simple because Hachi came with muted breath and afterwords he then they kissed Hachi always happy becoz hes always muted so that he does not lose when rush maps are starting to vote donald trump but Faisal came