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emaL last won the day on August 29 2017

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  1. How fast can you type??

    I'll do it again when I'm not also exhausted lol
  2. Who Are You?

    Whoa can't believe I haven't done this yet. First name: Joe Any sort of Nickname?: J.D. is usually what people call me Age: 26 What country are you from?: United States Are you a Parent?: Helllll no lol How many siblings do you have?: I have a half-sister and 2 step-siblings What's your shoe size?: 15 (finding shoes suuuucks) What do you do for a living?: I'm a student and a journalist. Greatest Fear?: Hmm... dying and feeling unfulfilled, maybe? That or spooky stuff like those giant spiders in the Middle East Most Exciting thing you've ever done?: Oh boy, lots of things are up there. I've been followed by a bear for a very long time, I've climbed to the top of Diamondhead in Hawaii, I've scuba dove in underwater caves and along reefs where the "deep blue" was on one side, going down into the abyss. Most embarrassing thing you've ever done?: (Don't be shy!) Uhh.. lots. I used to drink a lot lol. One time I sang Metallica's cover of Turn the Page for a karaoke to impress a girl and the guy cut me off during the long instrumental interlude lol First thing you look for in a new friend?: Kindness. Farthest you've been from home?: Alaska or Hawaii What brought you to the Fearless Assassins servers/forum?: Best ET servers that are still alive, of course. Cat or Dog?: Either. I have a cat, but I love dogs. Cats are usually fluffier, but dogs are more fun. What are your hobbies?: Writing, playing guitar/harmonica, napping, playing video games, eating, etc. What kind of Sports do you like?: I enjoy football but I don't watch any sports. I also like volleyball because I'm bad at basketball but also tall. What's your favorite color?: Green How about your favorite type of music?: I listen to a lot of folk and punk these days. Favorite Song?: Hey by the Pixies, King Rat by Modest Mouse, Even Shadows Have Shadows by Eyedea, Degausser by Brand New, idk. There are so many. What's your favorite TV show?: All time? Breaking Bad, probably. For rewatching? Parks and Rec, The Office, Futurama. Typical 26-year-old white American male in that regard. What kind of movies do you like? (Scary, comedy, drama etc): Any, if it's good. Favorite Movie?: Lord of the Rings, Dumb and Dumber, Forgetting Sarah Marshall (if only for the Dracula musical), there's a bunch. Favorite Book?: Hmm... I loved Rant by Chuck Palahniuk when I first read it. 1984 is a great one that I recently re-read and spawned a consistent crisis of paranoia lol What do you like most about yourself?: I'm open-minded. What do you hate most about yourself?: I question myself waaaay too often. What makes you very happy?: Adventures, succeeding, playing music as loud as I want without worrying (just moved into a house) What makes you very sad?: idk, 2 years ago it was most things. Now I find sadness mostly when the weather is a certain way that makes me feel really nostalgic and melancholy. What's your favorite beverage?: Coffee What you're favorite food/snack?: I love me a good burger. Also pizza. Also sesame chicken. Favorite actor/Actress?: Robin Williams in his dramatic roles. Favorite season? Why?: Fall. Always sparks a lot of emotions for me. It feels really.. idk, contemplative and reflective. Favorite subject in school?: Anything that helps me to improve my writing. I really enjoy my literature class right now. Favorite thing to learn about?: Other people! And politics/societies If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?: Ireland/UK. What are your top three games of all time?: Aside from ET--- Fallout: New Vegas, Metal Gear Solid series, and I'd probably have to reluctantly say World of Warcraft Besides shooters, what is your favorite genre of gaming?: Open-world types. Whether it's GTA or an RPG. Name one game in your collection you'd be embarrassed to tell your friends about: I've sunk way too many hours into WoW. How many games do you own?: No idea. Not as many as when I was a teenager. I really only play ET these days. Do you play console?: I beat New Vegas for the 3rd time before the semester started, and beat all the DLC for the first time. f***ing loved it. So, yes. Sometimes. I miss split screen Halo nights with the boys. What platform do you spend most of your gaming on? (PS, Xbox, Steam, Android etc): Ahhhh, PC of course. I like Playstation for MGS series, I like Xbox for Halo series. What's your favorite internet site (That is not FA ;P): Based on time spent? Reddit, by far. yayaya I feel like I just filled out one of those myspace questionnaires.
  3. Hi from Koby

    Hey, what's up man! Welcome to the forums!
  4. Does anybody have the map chutesandladders?

    omg you have it!! This is it! I think I love you. Thank you
  5. Does anybody have the map chutesandladders?

    @Buckwild That would be awesome! @King Cat Pee Yeah I think that's the one! It's been like ten years since I've played it, though. But it was basically a giant map in the sky with platforms and slides/ladders. A really fun map to trickjump on. It was probably red vs blue because it was a capture-the-flag style map.
  6. Does anybody have the map chutesandladders?

    Bump, I posted this quite a while ago and still am on a mission to find this map. If anybody has heard of it or knows where to find it, let me know! Orrrrr if you know how to reach an old ET player named Parker, he may be the key to my quest. Thanks
  7. RatSpit

    Hey Ratty ole boy! Glad to see you joined the forums always a pleasure seeing you online, you've got a great attitude.
  8. Not to mention that this was censored from the front page of Reddit on a couple of occasions, also.
  9. An <IoW> member asked on our server yesterday if =F|A= would scrim against them. I'm interested in this and I know a couple other guys are too, but I wanted to make sure we aren't breaking any rules. First: I understand there's no official =F|A= scrim team and that we should drop the =F|A= tag if we are ever scrimming. However, I can remember a team of =F|A= members playing with the tag FEAR{, which I believe is basically the official =F|A= scrim tag. If a group of F|A members and I are scrimming against another clan, are we allowed to use the FEAR{ tag or should we use something completely different? Second: Do we have an American scrim server? I know we used to, but I can't find it on Trackbase and it appears that we don't have a server page on the new forum yet where I can check to make sure. Thanks!
  10. I agree that lower-level admins should be able to shuffle. It's the most consistently-needed command. That's not a glitch. You have to make sure you're not moving as you prone. It's the same everywhere on ET. There's even a script you can use (pretty unnecessary) that will unbind all movement keys as you prone, to avoid the issue.
  11. So should I make a new thread as a poll?
  12. So maybe just switching KR to KDR (this would cover my issue with the autoshuffle, mostly, also), limiting bots with heavy weapons completely, and limiting heavy weapons on certain smaller maps? Is there somewhere I could bring this to make these suggestions happen?
  13. The automatic shuffle that happens every few maps is terrible. It breaks up teams that actually have a good vibe and just keeps a constant rotation that typically requires admin intervention regardless. Is there a way to set a threshold on imbalance or at least only force the shuffle when the number of players on each team is completely out of whack between maps? I've seen many great games get ruined by the out-of-whack autoshuffle. In that same vein, can KR tracking be switched to KDR? Shuffles will be more accurate, and KR seems like such a weird and random statistic that isn't really based on anything substantial. Bots with heavy weapons = terrible. Is it possible to restrict that? Would love some feedback, thanks.
  14. Game Rocket League

    This game looks so much fun, too bad I'm one gen behind for console and my computer is a laptop that I use for school work and old crappy games. Someday I hope to play it, haha.
  15. ET Trick Jumping

    TJ is useful even besides skipping past phases. It's great for moving around. I've surprised people many times by getting around a building or something by TJing and going way faster than they expected.