Wifestein Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina. MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ZIT POPPING In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch. WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac. MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a **** Pump'. GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph. LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detoren Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 about that semen was that from one guy ? thats probb a record to ^^. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaa Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 O-M-G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISCHWARS Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 WTF?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 hahahahaha Disgusting, indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leichensammler Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 pahhhhh ...but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R..pace! Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 about that semen was that from one guy ? thats probb a record to ^^. It's impossible for one guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 omg disgusting indeed...but also kinda funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hecken Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 O-M-G WTF?? BBQ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wifestein Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 BBQ! no u. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SL!VER Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 OMFG THAT AINT DISGUSTING the most disgusting record would be the longest game of senior citizen beach volleyball :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nani* Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a **** Pump'. offensive?? camareroOoO...bring us one to everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoosterCogburn Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I call BS, every one of those records is made up, I guarantee it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R..pace! Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I call BS, every one of those records is made up, I guarantee it. party pooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonka Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 i say end Alexandra's trial with denied for posting this filth!! jk, but that was nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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