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I would like to trade your piano skills for my testicle.

ABOUT YOUR PIANO SKILLS

When you sit down at the piano, you do so with a complete command of its most majestic possibilities. For you, it would be possible to tease the melody of die fledermaus with your right hand while harmonizing exclusively with nearly random minor ninth chords in your left. You're well informed on matters of music theory in general, and keyboard theory in particular. For example, you're up to speed regarding the recent heated arguments concerning lydian chromaticism vs. traditional natural fourths. You've absorbed the pedaling lessons of disc two/side two of Keith Jarrett's Köln Concert and have instinctively rejected the entire oeuvre of George Winston and his simpering new age banalities. You're familiar with the entirety of the western keyboard canon on the one hand and the outré explorations of pioneers like Monk, Taylor, and Rhodes on the other. You are a master. If the piano is the lion of instruments, you are its tamer.

ABOUT MY TESTICLE

My testicle is 27-years-old, white, and relatively hairless. It has been described as "adequate" and "not grotesque." Although I have had a vasectomy, I was told by the doctor that minor trauma to the testicle could reattach the disconnected tubes. Once it's yours, you could probably just tap it with a hammer if you wanted to make it work right. In any case, testicle is offered "as is."

THE TRADE

This is a straightforward deal. You give me your piano skills, and I send you my testicle. You pay shipping.

Serious Inquiries only.


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What about if I traded you a small hamster named Jeffrey and a metronome made of WIN! for you testicle. The metronome can help you with piano and Jeffrey is to cover up where the offered testicle use to rest.
(If the metronome doesn't work theres always the other testicle to trade)

If you decide to trade your testicle shall be proudly positioned in a box in my attic with all the others.

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I play the piano.
But I really don't want your testicles.
Is there something else you could possibly trade me?

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I could mail you my crappy piano skills while you could mail me your grand piano. Or a piano made out of testicle if it plays?

Just on a side note, where do you guys get your piano sheets?

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What about if I traded you a small hamster named Jeffrey and a metronome made of WIN! for you testicle. The metronome can help you with piano and Jeffrey is to cover up where the offered testicle use to rest.
(If the metronome doesn't work theres always the other testicle to trade)

If you decide to trade your testicle shall be proudly positioned in a box in my attic with all the others.


This sounds like a good deal to me.



I play the piano.
But I really don't want your testicles.
Is there something else you could possibly trade me?


1. Well it was just for one testicle (the right one) not both.
2. Yes i have bacon and pie.

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This sounds like a good deal to me.





1. Well it was just for one testicle (the right one) not both.
2. Yes i have bacon and pie.

YOU HAVE BACON AND PIE!? Screw the testicle (not literally). Are the bacon and the pie seperated or are they one entity?

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YOU HAVE BACON AND PIE!? Screw the testicle (not literally). Are the bacon and the pie seperated or are they one entity?


No they are separate but that does give me one hell of an idea. BACON PIE!!!!

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No they are separate but that does give me one hell of an idea. BACON PIE!!!!

Mmmmmm Bacon..... I think my offer stands at the metronome and jeffrey for a testicle.

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I believe that my offer will pwn yours. I am a very good negotiater. I also offer great deals.

I will give you:
1.) My piano skills-eight years of long, arduous teaching under very strict and very professional teachers.
2.) My Crapiano, the latest in the long lines of crappy pianos. It is a baby grand, will sell for 2,300. Cash only. You pay shipping. Or you can come and visit me, either way.
3.) Boobs from my rival (removed very well-painful and shit. You can still mold them with your hands too.)

In return, I want:
1.) A grand piano
2.) Your testicle

If you accept my offer, I will display your testicle in a grand room that I will build just for you. And then I will take a picture of it and post on forums so everyone can ooh and ahh and admire your testicle. If you don't, then your loss.

It was nice negotiating with you.

kristy the biatch.




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