EVIL BUTTERS Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Hi my name is Butters. I am old, with a young Brain. I would love to find a soulmate. One who loves Metal, Tattoo's and Playing ET. I am very nice and has a great Butt!! I have no money but will loan you some more if you really need it. I like to Golf play et..Play et and Play et. I have a Dog that's cute but a piece of shit........But still cute. You have to have a pulse and under 7 foot tall, and have amazing breasts. I will cater any needs you will need....Etc..Visa work permit....Please inquire with in. P.S. No Canadians!!!!!!!!!!! Cute but can't get over the accent! And please.... Satan,Mojo,Bowly<---I hate Frogs,Elf,Tipsy,well maybe your camel,DX sorry per the Canadain thingy, So that leaves only a couple ladies......Peace and please find me a date! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientmule Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 can lend you both hands to hold you! but cant even find a date to myself.. so best luck butty! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVIL BUTTERS Posted June 22, 2015 Author Share Posted June 22, 2015 can lend you both hands to hold you! but cant even find a date to myself.. so best luck butty! Do you have a spare room? We could be roomates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanek Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Did you just say you hate me?Thats the best compliment i've received from you.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibson66 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) very reliable, low maintenance, never complains. Edited June 22, 2015 by gibson66 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVIL BUTTERS Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 very reliable, low maintenance, never complains. But Satan is over used. I call her Rosey and her 4 sisters (-= 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireWienie Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I'm loving this thread so god damn much atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisje Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 One who loves Metal, Tattoo's and Playing ET. I am very nice and has a great Butt!! I have no money but will loan you some more if you really need it. I like to Golf play et..Play et and Play et. I have a Dog that's cute but a piece of shit........But still cute. You have to have a pulse and under 7 foot tall, and have amazing breasts. I meet all the requirements except for the metal part Tattoo's <3 But I'm taken Very true about the cute dog!! I'll see if I can find you a nice girl hehe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 seriously..if you've had no hits on a match service you're profile needs help dude.. oh and ..try not to sound needy or creepy..i know that will be tough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jer3 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Find me a one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audrey Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I dont fill any of the requirements but...but... Sis tell him! Good luck Butters :3 And the rest of you trying to get a date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowly Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Im no frog.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisje Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I dont fill any of the requirements but...but... Sis tell him! But! She can cook and wants to get married 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audrey Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 But! She can cook and wants to get married Mkay we were looking for "knows how to cook" other thing is a joke, I never want to get married 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisje Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Oooh you don't want to get married with Heretic anymore?! And atleast I got right what you were looking for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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