Tossing in a reveal in case I forget the thread-
True on my claim.
Was being a stupid kid, got into my school and was in the teacher's lounge when a bad case of the shits struck me. I didn't have time to find the toilet in the dark and just jumped up onto the counter and aimed for the sink.
I still remember covering my face with my palm as the announcements came on and the principal (who was a complete badass) vowed to catch the little shit that did it.