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very short notice

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and BABOOOM. Too

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prevent war on

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the short bus

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M1NDG4ME commits suicide :D

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Once apon a time Obi One Kanbi was walking through an old forest when he was attacked by squirrels who were angry and had light sabers as the monkey man ate the watermelon after some tacos disappeared. suddenly, a black clowd appeared and it began twisting the stop lock that was conveniently located in the sewers, where he found a mutant which was very, "very very very" scared of ants who bit him "f*** f*** f***" then he contracted HIV and dies a lonely death virgin he was at least to his left ear, his right ear his right paw and his left but not his strong pimp hand and his wife beat him with a dildo up his nose spiked with rum "hiccup" then a mortician declared he picked his nose fell on his gigantic giant humongous finger. what the booger? it grew larger and larger larger than his toenail, but his toejam smelled profusely. then he did what they told a cenile homeless oook got lost in paradise with an attractive young sapling. The amber was incredibly extreme in bed when he spanked cute little Fem. Meanwhile, creepy, old molesting zombies infiltrated Disneyland and got lost in the toilets we drink from. There was a hidden passageway deep in the naked horny slut. Her rotten croach cover on hairs, ingrown from infection, smelled like a**h**** and corn cheese. In other town, the GIGANTIC douche went on a hunt for Southdog, which turned out to be a incredibly hairy woman which South then cleaned her vegetables and took her to ingest willingly the juice of a rotten tomatoe which curtailed aroma rendered her helpless as his manspear punctured her left over putridity allowing Parapalegic heterosexual homosapiens to allow big breasts. AFter a with his bloody teeth gnawed at Skull's lovely tie-dye carpet, banana death pancakes invaded Tokyo but godzilla ate all the tacos. V!per became ENRAGED because his grandmother would not put a monkey on the giant sunflower. But, out of the keyhole, came a man looking for the goddamn remote. The satchel charge went off on very short notice and BABOOM. To prevent war on the shortbus, MINDG4ME commits suicide


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with crayola pencils.

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To prevent war on the shortbus, MINDG4ME commits suicide

lmao.

Nice Sky. someone needed to do that. :D

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with his wife

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who was a stripper

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FYI angel, you cant post 4 words in one reply, and 2 you cant post two replies before someone else does one. ;)

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who stripped elmo

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who then grabbed...

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the big cookie

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