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First of all, this is going to be a continuing saga of stuff I don't understand, so check back from time to time and see what we write here.

 

 

 

1.  Why is it that when I go into a Chinese Restaurant and order a half order of something, I get half the food but only 25 % off the full order price?

 

2.  Why is it,  when it finally gets hot enough to buy some new shorts and sandals, all the stores have fall clothes and all that's left in summer wear is crap?

 

3.  Why does it take 6 to 8 weeks to get a rebate?

 

4.  Why does the government get to have up to 45 days to pay you money they owe you,  but you have only 15 days to pay them money you owe them?

 

5.  Why does it cost $35 million dollars to do a study to see if the government can build a bridge?  In six months a company comes back with an answer, yes or no.  $35 million for that?

 

6.  Why doesn't the government ever lay off 30% of the department managers in all departments instead of closing schools?  There are 3 department managers for each department.

 

7.  Why is it that every time there is a world tragedy in the news,  Kim Kardashian is still on the front page doing something? 

 

8.  Why is it, that people think the Chinese are so smart?  They still think that eating Tiger testicles, Rhino horn, and Shark fins will give them a bigger boner.

 

9.  Why do people think that we have never had a female president in the USA?  Woodrow Wilson's wife was elected by the senate to finish out his term after his death.  Instead of the VP.

 

10.  Why is it okay for a football team to use a derogatory name about Native Americans , but no one can use the term Spear Chucker or Jungle Bunny.  The TV people use the "N" word

        shortcut for that word, but on the news one night, they said Redskin 12 times.  Hmmmm

 

 

That's enough for now.  But I will have more.  Here is something to think about...

 

The government pushed the automakers to make a car that got 30 mpg. They did it.  But the government forgot that the gas taxes for the roads was developed for 14 mpg.  Dumbasses.

 

 

 




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In essence, you are asking why we have tolerated the last 2 POTUS (at least) and not marched on DC as our own militia to reinstate a true democracy.

The answer is we are morons.

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1. Next time you go ask them.

2. Chances are if they order more they will have surplus plus most stores have limited warehouse space.

3. If you mail it in, it take time to go to whatever rebate center and get processed with hundreds of thousands others, each one handled individually.

4. There are 317 million people in the US that they have to deal with, there is only one of you, 15 days is reasonable amount of time.

5. How big of a bridge are we talking about. There are tons of regulations that have to be followed, soil analysis, environmental impact studies, material studies etc etc. All of that requires manpower and manpower = money. You don't want a bridge that will collapse. Spend 35 mil and get it done right.

6. There has to be someone dealing with the lobbyists. Republican or Democrat it does not matter, neither cares about the individual but about corporate interest. People buying in liberal/conservative narrative are sheep.

7. Because you have access to media like never before. Before these types of degenerates only graced the magazine covers in your local store.

8. Being smart and using traditional medicine have nothing in common. These types of things are deeply rooted in Chinese culture. If you were sick and perhaps dying wouldn't you try everything that is at your disposal? Placebo effect is real.

9. Because it was not official.

10. Because white people and 400+ years of slavery.

 

Big oil lobbied to have them do 30, them not taxing you more is designed to make you feel a bit better, while you get raped at the pump by big oil.



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10. Because white people and 400+ years of slavery.

 

But native american's didn't suffer at ALL. There lives totally weren't f***ed up by white people.



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In essence, you are asking why we have tolerated the last 2 POTUS (at least) and not marched on DC as our own militia to reinstate a true democracy.

The answer is we are morons.

We've been hearing for quite a while about this "grand revolution"when the real american, gun-owning, truck-driving patriots take back America from the commies. I'm interested to see when they'll stop ranting about it and actually make it happen.



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We've been hearing for quite a while about this "grand revolution"when the real american, gun-owning, truck-driving patriots take back America from the commies. I'm interested to see when they'll stop ranting about it and actually make it happen.

If i had the chance i'd take the shot, id kill that f***er in the White House, id die to make this country like it used to be.



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If i had the chance i'd take the shot, id kill that f***er in the White House, id die to make this country like it used to be.

Bullshit.

1) What the f*** is your problem?  No one with half a brain goes around saying stupid shit like that, especially on the internet (hey, NSA!).

2) define "like it used to be." Do tell us how great everything used to be (and "accidentally" leave out all of the horrible parts).



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Bullshit.

1) What the f*** is your problem?  No one with half a brain goes around saying stupid shit like that, especially on the internet (hey, NSA!).

2) define "like it used to be." Do tell us how great everything used to be (and "accidentally" leave out all of the horrible parts).

Sorry, i said something stupid, and i wasn't thinking, i apologize for what i said, just recently i have been really pissed off and say stuff before i think, sorry.  



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Sorry, i said something stupid, and i wasn't thinking, i apologize for what i said, just recently i have been really pissed off and say stuff before i think, sorry.  

I say stupid stuff all the time, happens to the best of us :P



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Us gun owners are just waiting for the right time. ;)

Oh..... and my truck is now a minivan.

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natives should not pay taxes at all :)

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Oh..... and my truck is now a minivan.

Ouch....right in the manhood.



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But native american's didn't suffer at ALL. There lives totally weren't fucked up by white people.

You are not reading my comment correctly.


If i had the chance i'd take the shot, id kill that fucker in the White House, id die to make this country like it used to be.

Welcome to the FBI Terrorist watch list. Hope you like prostate exams.



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Welcome to the FBI Terrorist watch list. Hope you like prostate exams.

Trust me, i have been on this list for a along time, with the retarded shit i say.






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