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Conversation started between . hobbit and Project<3: Thu, Jan 14 15:58:54 2010
[15:58] Project<3: U wanna buy a hack off me?
[15:58] . hobbit : Sure, what kind an how much?
[15:59] Project<3: Oh, it depends. U want good hum aim, etc
[15:59] . hobbit : Hmm u got ETBot?
[16:00] Project<3: Yea, u want?
[16:01] . hobbit : yea gimme.
[16:01] Project<3: k, my paypal is in my nC acc profile, send me the $30 there
[16:02] . hobbit : And i get a BJ?
[16:02] Project<3: f*** off nub
[16:02] . hobbit : I will, in yo face.
[16:03] Project<3: How immature...
[16:04] . hobbit : Look at urself dude
[16:04] Project<3: nvm bout the offer
[16:05] . hobbit : cmon, cum on, cmon!...
[16:05] <This user is now offline>
Conversation ended: Thu, Jan 14 16:06:17 2010

I found this quite funny


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LOL SWEET DEAL!

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Rolf yeah that bs , i bet some ppl eanr money like that , fools buy it !

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Rolf yeah that bs , i bet some ppl eanr money like that , fools buy it !

especcially if it was for runescape 0.o... NoooOooOoooOobs

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LOL!!!! nice one hobbit +1

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2 times happen to me few weeks ago someone at xfire start conversation, "Hi do you wanna cheap servers?" :huh:

but no one propose hax to me assssssssss <_<

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I banned project Yesterday, nub ass was walling yesterday on pub. Worst hacker ever.

Old Convo when he was trying to connect to SW box

Conversation started between Peter- and Project<3: Fri, Feb 05 10:06:45 2010
[10:06] Project<3: peter my love
[10:06] Project<3: unban me <3
[10:07] Peter-: sure
[10:07] Peter-: !unban project
[10:07] Project<3: :P
[10:07] Peter-: i cant
[10:07] Peter-: i dont !unban
[10:24] <This user is now playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory>
[10:24] <This user stopped playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory>
Conversation ended: Fri, Feb 05 10:24:32 2010
Conversation started between Peter- and Project<3: Fri, Feb 05 10:27:14 2010
[10:27] Peter-: stop trying to connect
[10:27] Peter-: :\
Conversation ended: Fri, Feb 05 10:29:25 2010

Convo right before I banned his ass.

Conversation started between Peter- <33333333 and Project<3: Mon, Feb 22 22:09:25 2010
[22:09] Peter- <33333333: :o
[22:09] Project<3: ?
[22:09] Peter- <33333333: let me see them
[22:11] Peter- <33333333: blade hackz better than u
Conversation ended: Mon, Feb 22 22:16:03 2010

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:P

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here's one that started with me and intent after he had a 3v3 with Larky's bunch on a server that had pb turned off. He took a demo and sent it to me too.

[03:51] `IntenT: yo
[03:51] Thor!: hey
[03:51] `IntenT: did competition really start turning punkbusters off because of lag?
[03:52] Thor!: o.0
[03:52] Thor!: haven't heard that one yet
[03:52] `IntenT: larky asked me for a 3v3 connect to the netz server and theres no pb
[03:53] Thor!: :o
[03:53] `IntenT: then me and 2 .6b players lost to them when they just used pistols
[03:53] Thor!: wouldn't trust the server then, even with a config on it if it's not streaming
[03:53] `IntenT: there was no pb
[03:53] `IntenT: the cfg said punbuster off
[03:54] `IntenT: said 2v2 3v3 cfg no pb
[03:54] Thor!: dam, you guys mave gotten had on that then
[03:54] Thor!: an larky hacks
[03:54] `IntenT: i busted larky for cal along time ago
[03:54] `IntenT: i know
[03:55] `IntenT: i just thought it was funny
[03:55] `IntenT: it was kardon
[03:55] `IntenT: larky
[03:55] `IntenT: and someone else
[03:55] `IntenT: so i knew what time it was

After watching the demo, I just had to talk to Larky

[04:10] Thor!: what kind of hacks do you use on your no pb server that you had to edit those global configs for?
[04:10] Thor!: those configs are bogus
[04:10] Thor!: not even certified
[04:10] Thor!: :/
[04:10] Larky: i said i would put on the certified ones
[04:10] Larky: it makes no difference
[04:11] Thor!: how about streaming to pbbans too?
[04:11] Larky: again wouldnt matter
[04:11] Larky: we are the best 3on3 team in NA.
[04:11] Larky: no one has a chance
[04:11] Larky: lol
[04:12] Thor!: unless you only count legit teams
[04:13] Larky: ?
[04:13] Larky: we arent hacking.

Then shortly after this opiate contacts me for advice on women.

[04:26] opiate ï®—: wasup
[04:27] Thor!: nadda, just watching a demo of larky running scrims on a non pb server with bogus configs
[04:27] opiate ï®—: lol
[04:27] opiate ï®—: larky just walls. not aimbot
[04:27] opiate ï®—: he gets his team to aimbot
[04:27] opiate ï®—: its silly
[04:27] opiate ï®—: but
[04:28] opiate ï®—: the girl i was with
[04:28] Thor!: all they used was pistols
[04:28] opiate ï®—: f***ed my best friend
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and i moved to arkansas
[04:28] Thor!: :o
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and as like I HATE U, FORGET MY NAME b***
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and
[04:28] opiate ï®—: i talked to her tonight
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and i miss her so much
[04:28] opiate ï®—: but
[04:28] opiate ï®—: would you?
[04:28] opiate ï®—: she left with my best friend
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and f***ed him
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and called me and told me
[04:28] opiate ï®—: and did it again
[04:28] opiate ï®—: but i love her
[04:29] Thor!: omg
[04:29] opiate ï®—: would you do second chance?
[04:29] opiate ï®—: or say f*** her and move on
[04:29] Thor!: prob not
[04:29] opiate ï®—: if i can :\
[04:29] opiate ï®—: kk
[04:29] Thor!: move on
[04:29] opiate ï®—: i agree
[04:29] opiate ï®—: i hope i can
[04:29] Thor!: you can find more women
[04:29] opiate ï®—: bad night
[04:29] opiate ï®—: yeah i know
[04:29] opiate ï®—: i find bitchs all the time
[04:29] opiate ï®—: but never ones i rly like
[04:30] Thor!: you're still young man
[04:30] opiate ï®—: fo sho
[04:30] opiate ï®—: i'll drink to that
[04:30] opiate ï®—: and smoke some afghan kush
[04:30] opiate ï®—: get on msn and i'll show you
[04:30] opiate ï®—: its sezxy
[04:31] Thor!: err, got no msn account
[04:31] opiate ï®—: aw
[04:31] opiate ï®—: nm
[04:32] opiate ï®—: between me and you
[04:32] opiate ï®—: the only reason i'm not a wreck right now after talking to her
[04:32] opiate ï®—: i feel like a junkie..but i shot up 60mg of oxycontin
[04:32] opiate ï®—: :\
[04:34] Thor!: da wife says f*** DAT b***! she's a HO!
[04:36] opiate ï®—: :\
[04:37] opiate ï®—: but she understands me
[04:37] opiate ï®—: and i understand her and i loveeeeeee her
[04:37] opiate ï®—: but if i do enough drugs i'll stiop feeling feelings
[04:37] opiate ï®—: so i'm chooseing that option

And yes, this is just another average night on xfire for Thor!

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Rofl rofl funny :D

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[08:58] =F|A= Hecken! ,: sup dawg
[08:58] =F|A=Butterz: hai thur
[08:58] =F|A= Hecken! ,: whats up
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: lots of tests
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: gay shit
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: i have one more week free
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: \o/
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: omg
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: wtf
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: bbq
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: y?
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: cuz im too sexy for the school
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: orly?
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: teachers strike
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: xD
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: hahahahah
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: dam u
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! ,: bring your ass on jay 2
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! ,: nao
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz: cant
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz: i have to study
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! ,: LOL
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz: shut up
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: who is that epic beard guy on jay2?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! ,: dunno
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: lol
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: is it a fa person?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! ,: specin using sl?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: no
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz: xfire
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: study
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: ..
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz: ya
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: HAHAHAHAH
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz: its wat people do
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: just 2 mins
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: lol?
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: don't be gay
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: sorry
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: no u
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: then you're gay.
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: gg
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: no u
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: i win again
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: no u dont
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: SUCCESS.
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: as if
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: how is it a success?
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: youre telling post that i "admitted" i was gay
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: arent u
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: fgt
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: thanks for the idea
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: shit
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: i didn't say anything yet but if you want that
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: no problemo
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: im fine
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: you dont have to tell anybody
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: that i am straight
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: too late.
[09:20] =F|A=Butterz: fag
[09:20] =F|A= Hecken! ,: no, u're the fag
[09:20] =F|A= Hecken! ,: gg
[09:20] =F|A= Hecken! ,: \o/
[09:20] =F|A=Butterz: no u

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i need opiates xfire, he has sooooo many funny convos lol. Like the one with punkk about callin Best Buys and getting em to give him the codes for Wolf2 lolz. Of course most of the stories are fake...

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[08:58] =F|A= Hecken! ,: sup dawg
[08:58] =F|A=Butterz: hai thur
[08:58] =F|A= Hecken! ,: whats up
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: lots of tests
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: gay shit
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: i have one more week free
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: \o/
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: omg
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: wtf
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: bbq
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: y?
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: cuz im too sexy for the school
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: orly?
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: teachers strike
[08:59] =F|A= Hecken! ,: xD
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: hahahahah
[08:59] =F|A=Butterz: dam u
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! ,: bring your ass on jay 2
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! ,: nao
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz: cant
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz: i have to study
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! ,: LOL
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz: shut up
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: who is that epic beard guy on jay2?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! ,: dunno
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: lol
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: is it a fa person?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! ,: specin using sl?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz: no
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz: xfire
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: study
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: ..
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz: ya
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: HAHAHAHAH
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz: its wat people do
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! ,: just 2 mins
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: lol?
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: don't be gay
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: lol
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: sorry
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: no u
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: then you're gay.
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: gg
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: no u
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: i win again
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: no u dont
[09:18] =F|A= Hecken! ,: SUCCESS.
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: as if
[09:18] =F|A=Butterz: how is it a success?
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: youre telling post that i "admitted" i was gay
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: arent u
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: fgt
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: thanks for the idea
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: shit
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: i didn't say anything yet but if you want that
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: no problemo
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: im fine
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: you dont have to tell anybody
[09:19] =F|A=Butterz: that i am straight
[09:19] =F|A= Hecken! ,: too late.
[09:20] =F|A=Butterz: fag
[09:20] =F|A= Hecken! ,: no, u're the fag
[09:20] =F|A= Hecken! ,: gg
[09:20] =F|A= Hecken! ,: \o/
[09:20] =F|A=Butterz: no u


...I knew one of our convos would make it here...

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epic convos lol

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i need opiates xfire, he has sooooo many funny convos lol. Like the one with punkk about callin Best Buys and getting em to give him the codes for Wolf2 lolz. Of course most of the stories are fake...


He sounds like a sad pathetic loser to me. Soon to be dead from drugs too.




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