Well I had a great start to 2010 -- by almost getting arrested!
I live in the city and I was walking home past all the bars. I was on a narrow sidewalk and this fat, sluttly dressed woman bumps into me and then starts yelling at me! I wasn't in the mood so I told her to go fu** herself and go on a diet plan so we could both fit on a sidewalk. A few minutes later a cop stops me and tells me to stand against he wall. He asks me why I was yelling at the woman and I told him, simply, "because she was fat and obnoxious". Then, the cop calls over this beautiful other woman and asks me again. I was really confused because this wasn't the fat girl I saw earlier. I tried explaining that this wasn't the fat woman but he wouldn't believe me.
Maybe she was a friend of the fat woman but I'm still confused.
3 replies to this topic
Posted 01 January 2010 - 07:54 AM
Posted 01 January 2010 - 08:00 AM
Did cops just arrested you for calling HER fat?
Posted 01 January 2010 - 08:04 AM
They were going to for "breach of peace", but they let me go. I would call the fat woman as my first witness and explain to the cour that she really is fat.
Posted 02 January 2010 - 12:42 AM
congratulations now you know your going to have a good year