=FA=ArmTheINSANE Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Well I had a great start to 2010 -- by almost getting arrested! I live in the city and I was walking home past all the bars. I was on a narrow sidewalk and this fat, sluttly dressed woman bumps into me and then starts yelling at me! I wasn't in the mood so I told her to go fu** herself and go on a diet plan so we could both fit on a sidewalk. A few minutes later a cop stops me and tells me to stand against he wall. He asks me why I was yelling at the woman and I told him, simply, "because she was fat and obnoxious". Then, the cop calls over this beautiful other woman and asks me again. I was really confused because this wasn't the fat girl I saw earlier. I tried explaining that this wasn't the fat woman but he wouldn't believe me. Maybe she was a friend of the fat woman but I'm still confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators daredevil Posted January 1, 2010 Administrators Share Posted January 1, 2010 Did cops just arrested you for calling HER fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=FA=ArmTheINSANE Posted January 1, 2010 Author Share Posted January 1, 2010 They were going to for "breach of peace", but they let me go. I would call the fat woman as my first witness and explain to the cour that she really is fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarop2 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 congratulations now you know your going to have a good year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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