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God... girls.... the most Konfuzing, hot, funny, adorable, scary creatures known to man. Any stories post em here. sad, funny. Need advice :o? im all ears if you need to vent to. Dr. Fox is here to help with the Girls, And or Women.
I have a funny story if any of you care.
So i went to my girls house one day, and we went for a walk... i was showing her how to use nunchaku [Nunchuks] ( im sure you all know where this is going)
Anyway, she is messin up and were laughin and having a great time, and we decide to go on the park. She is still practicin and we climb up on the park havin fun N shit. I showed her how to bounce the nunchaku off of your body and use the rikoche as a strike (dont know if i spelled rikoche right.. you get it tho) and so she tried to do it off of a metal pole... it bounced off the pole, it was perfect.. so perfect that it decided to hit me right in the face. i went back cursing and laughing and she laughed and came toward me apologizing and tripped and the nunchaku flew out of her hand.. into the tender spot of a man... and i was down. Think you guys can top that? :P


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:exclaim LOL :D :lol:

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you dont have any stories baska? :( nothin to share lol.

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you dont have any stories baska? :( nothin to share lol.


:lol: I have many stories but i think that will be nasty to say this on public chat lol :D :mad

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well were all mature here. me and you are at least i dont know about the rest of them :P lol. If your worried about the nastiness then tell one not so nasty :P

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But i have so many nasty stories that i forgot about not nasty one :)
Im a nasty girl so...:P

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well... any story thats on the nastyish less nasty dirty side? uh... the least nastiest story you have i guess? :D

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Shouldn't this:

Dr. Fox is here to help


be more like this

Fox here, help Dr.


I would be intrested to hear Baska's stories. I doubt there's anything to nasty to be posted, and surely there's some clean versions. I have no stories, but I did have a girlfriend along time ago knee me in the nuts while we were wrestling. As I lay on the ground laughing and agonizing in pain..she started laughing so hard she teared up.

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ha awesome. yea gotta expect that when wrestling a girl =/ also biting and scratching. SHIT i remember one time she let me practice the "Triangle" from brazilian ju jitsu on her and when i got my leg around her head she got nervous moved her hand to fast.. right into the soft spot... :(

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Well here is a feel good story for u guys that have got screwed over by girlfriends,wifes,and the such...
I am 42 yr old and had been married 15 yrs. M y x wife always told me i could never do any better than her which i always told her i trade her in on 2 18 yr olds ... So the day came when we parted ways ,, which was best for both parties but i stayed true to my word although i didnt get 2 18 yr. olds i did get one hot 20 yr. old ... and yes i rub that in her face the x that is ..because i like to make good impressions i took my new girlfriend to my divorce and made sure she dressed extra special that day i must say it made a very good impression :D ...so dont ever let them tell u that u cant do better trust me there is alot of fish in the ocean!!! Anyway me and my girl have been togater a 1 1/2 now and she loves playing et . so when u think u r getting killed , flame roasted, or other by me u can just about bet its her doing it ...of course i taught her everthing she knows on the game lol!!!! k all see u in game later steve-o :hi

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awe sorry and congradulations man. thats a sounds like carma was on your side. *high five*. awesome that she loves et to. i tried to get my girl to play et and i got it installed on her pc, and it would run but when i tried to get her on pub or any other server it said it failed something :(

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i tried to get my girl to play et and i got it installed on her pc, and it would run but when i tried to get her on pub or any other server it said it failed something :(


Lies. Et detected it was lies. She needs to join vent first for voice authentication.

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im confused lol?

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Well here is a feel good story for u guys that have got screwed over by girlfriends,wifes,and the such...
I am 42 yr old and had been married 15 yrs. M y x wife always told me i could never do any better than her which i always told her i trade her in on 2 18 yr olds ... So the day came when we parted ways ,, which was best for both parties but i stayed true to my word although i didnt get 2 18 yr. olds i did get one hot 20 yr. old ... and yes i rub that in her face the x that is ..because i like to make good impressions i took my new girlfriend to my divorce and made sure she dressed extra special that day i must say it made a very good impression :D ...so dont ever let them tell u that u cant do better trust me there is alot of fish in the ocean!!! Anyway me and my girl have been togater a 1 1/2 now and she loves playing et . so when u think u r getting killed , flame roasted, or other by me u can just about bet its her doing it ...of course i taught her everthing she knows on the game lol!!!! k all see u in game later steve-o :hi



Haha, I bet when you walked into the divorce proceedings, the x-wife had a kodak moment on her face. Nice sharing man.

As for getting schooled by good looking girls that are better than me on ET....hell, I have no ego. It's all about having a good time in game.

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yea games are ment for fun :) although.. when the same person keeps killing you in the same way and only hunts you.. it kinda sucks lol




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