God has a hard-on for Fearless Assassins because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep server packed with fresh heads! God was here before the Fearless Assassins! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your head belongs to the Fearless Assassins! Do you noobs understand? -Remix Daredevil
Posted 28 January 2011 - 08:45 AM
Posted 28 January 2011 - 08:53 AM
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Posted 28 January 2011 - 08:59 AM
You look like a monkey who has been strategically shaved.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
Posted 28 January 2011 - 10:10 AM
Posted 28 January 2011 - 12:53 PM
The world is running out of genius: Einstein died, Beethoven became deaf ... and i have a headache.
Remember always that you are unique ... Just like everyone else.
Friendship is like mayonnaise: it takes an egg and you have to try not to cut.
Posted 28 January 2011 - 01:03 PM
Posted 28 January 2011 - 02:13 PM
I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding snipers - unknown
Posted 28 January 2011 - 03:12 PM
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Posted 29 January 2011 - 12:07 AM
had to have seen that if you've
seen the recruiting message so
made by zeekoh
Posted 29 January 2011 - 08:49 AM
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Posted 29 January 2011 - 08:53 AM
-said by one of my friends while others were poking a dead jellyfish.
I'm not touching that thing
-said by one of my ex-girlfriends.
That won't be happening tonight, or any other night.
Posted 29 January 2011 - 10:20 AM
Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.
"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Chief "Two Eagles"
Posted 29 January 2011 - 10:47 AM
Translation from: "Of zoals president Kennedy al zei: "Was het niet Homerus die schreef: "Originaliteit is het mooiste wat er is."""
Or as president Kennedy said, "Wasn't it Homerus who wrote, "Originality is the most beautiful thing there is"".
Herman Finkers, Dutch comedian
Great to say to your parents
Not a mother, not a father will do so much, nor any other relatives; a well-directed mind will do us a greater service.
Buddha, Dhammapada vers 43.
edit: nerd versions
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Electronics operates with smoke. If the smoke has left, it doesn't work anymore
Posted 29 January 2011 - 01:47 PM
The question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means. There is no such thing in the country.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
What else is the whole life of mortals but a sort of comedy, in which the various actors, disguised by various costumes and masks, walk on and plays each one his part, until the manager waves them off the stage?
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles...
The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand - the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
You know why the Yankees always win, Frank? - It's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes
Posted 29 January 2011 - 02:21 PM
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