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I know there have been topics that discuss fun ET deaths but lets try to get to 1000!

1. Getting Goomba"d by a guys dead body you just killed.
2. Eating your own Nade cuz noob teammate had to get in front of you and block you.
3. Getting TK revive only to have medic teammate get killed before reviving you.
4. Anything to do with mortar-those motherfackers!!!!!!!
5. pwning hard 1vs3 only to self kill by mistake cuz you hit wrong mouse button.
6. Firing a panzer at someone only to have your teammate jump in front of you causing you to vaporize yourself
7. you are on a wicked sick spree and your nub teamate pushes you and you fell to death
8. you are a rifle engy,you do multikill with rnade then double kill with k43 then 1 kill with kimbo and you get tk because of you low hp,but the medic fails to revive you and dies and you have a perfect 30 sec respawn
9. you r on 1vs1 and you die
10. you get knifed in your ass
11. you get tk because you were a disguised covie
12. you get goombad by a teamate
13. you get crushed by the truck on supply
14. Killed by your own support fire.
14. You didn't drop the grenade and it blow you.
15.When you want to knif ass enemy, he jump and gombad you without see you O=
16.In goldrush, the tank shot to destroy the door bank and kill you :/
17. You think you can make it to bottom by jumping, but you fall to death.
18.You kill your teammate, you die, then he kills you after in the spawn..
19..You are in middle of a firefight and you step on your own landmine and die...
20.You are hiding back in enemy spawn and some players kills you by knife...
21.You are poisoned by knife and you have to nade yourself...
22.A Enemy rushes in you spawn(located in room), you have mortar you simply set up mortar while he is busy killing afkers and you simply kill yourself and him by mortar shot... lol
23.You blast yourself while mortaring coz of some annoying mortar blocker...
24.You get crushed by tank in gold rush..
25.You are dynamite yourself to pieces..
26.Someone throws just throws a nade blindly and it hits you.
27.you throw arty outside the spawn you camp,and while the enemy spawns you are about to knife their asses but you die from your arty.
28.you do a monster kill with panza and at same time you vaporize yourself,like in my movie
29. You lag out, then get back in, look at console, and don't see a death message, despite having respawned
30. Falling to your death indoor because someone threw a nade at your feet
31. Subway train crushing you
32. Some retard pushes you into mines you are defusing, then you blow every single one up
33. Some retard pushes you into your own mines, and they all disappear, causing instant rage
34. Getting killed by a landmine because an opposing engi is in limbo on his own mine, and taps out when you run past
35.you are playing it dead,and your teamate try to gib you to take your weap but he ends up doing a tk
36. You get poisoned, you prime a nade, then a medic comes, and before you can chuck the nade away, you've killed yourself, when the medic could've healed you
37. an engineer kills you when he builds an objective
38. a cheater with humanized aimbot kills you then he says you are a noob low
39. you aim perfectly at someone's head then after just 1 frame he is 1km away, because he lags and has lame netsettings too, so you fail because et coders never wanted to punish laggers
40. you get stuck somewhere, so you have to selfkill
41. friendly arty or airstrike sends you in the air, then you fall to your death
42. a player with 500 ping started shooting you 100 years ago and you die instantly, hit by 100 hs in 1 frame
43. a high pinger kills you behind a corner, because he shot you before you went there
44. you 'bug' inside a wall, then you fall off the map
45. you empty a whole rifle cartridge against someone, but you miss every single shot because et coders decided that luck is more fun than skill, so they put a random offset in the bullet trajectory to make things even
46. your sten stops shooting when you needed a single extra bullet to frag your enemy, and you die because you were too stupid not to switch to pistol
47. You have an epic duel with someone on a rooftop, both have limited ammo left, and you push them off the roof, and they die
48. you selfkill because a flag was captured, then they recapure before you respawn, and you died for nothing
49. a team mate has primed a grenade, but there are no enemies and he must get rid of it, so in the end he decides the lesser evil is killing 'only' you instead of other 2 people
50.you got killed by goomba from that guy u have killed,cause somebody pushed him just before he died.
51. you get crushed between tank and wall at goldrush (god hate that)
52. you get killed by construction madness
53. Getting killed and scream irl cus it scared u


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Firing a panzer at someone only to have your teammate jump in front of you causing you to vaporize yourself

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1.you are on a wicked sick spree and your nub teamate pushes you and you fell to death
2.you are a rifle engy,you do multikill with rnade then double kill with k43 then 1 kill with kimbo and you get tk because of you low hp,but the medic fails to revive you and dies and you have a perfect 30 sec respawn
3.you r on 1vs1 and you die
4.you get knifed in your ass
5.you get tk because you were a disguised covie
6.you get goombad by a teamate
7.you get crushed by the truck on supply
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11. Killed by your own support fire.
12. You didn't drop the grenade and it blow you.

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1.When you want to knif ass enemy, he jump and gombad you without see you O=
2.In goldrush, the tank shot to destroy the door bank and kill you :/

Edited by Jonas :), 12 December 2010 - 01:15 AM.


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1.You think you can make it to bottom by jumping, but you fall to death. :lol:

2.You kill your teammate, you die, then he kills you after in the spawn..

3.You are in middle of a firefight and you step on your own landmine and die...

4.You are hiding back in enemy spawn and some players kills you by knife...

5.You are poisoned by knife and you have to nade yourself...

6.A Enemy rushes in you spawn(located in room), you have mortar you simply set up mortar while he is busy killing afkers and you simply kill yourself and him by mortar shot... lol

7.You blast yourself while mortaring coz of some annoying mortar blocker...

8.You get crushed by tank in gold rush..

9.You are dynamite yourself to pieces..

10.Someone throws just throws a nade blindly and it hits you.

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lets keep the numbers correct

28.you throw arty outside the spawn you camp,and while the enemy spawns you are about to knife their asses but you die from your arty
29.you do a monster kill with panza and at same time you vaporize yourself,like in my movie :D

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30. You lag out, then get back in, look at console, and don't see a death message, despite having respawned

31. Falling to your death indoor because someone threw a nade at your feet

32. Subway train crushing you

33. Some retard pushes you into mines you are defusing, then you blow every single one up

34. Some retard pushes you into your own mines, and they all disappear, causing instant rage

35. Getting killed by a landmine because an opposing engi is in limbo on his own mine, and taps out when you run past

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30.you are playing it dead,and your teamate try to gib you to take your weap but he ends up doing a tk

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37. an engineer kills you when he builds an objective
38. a cheater with humanized aimbot kills you then he says you are a noob low
39. you aim perfectly at someone's head then after just 1 frame he is 1km away, because he lags and has lame netsettings too, so you fail because et coders never wanted to punish laggers
40. you get stuck somewhere, so you have to selfkill
41. friendly arty or airstrike sends you in the air, then you fall to your death
42. a player with 500 ping started shooting you 100 years ago and you die instantly, hit by 100 hs in 1 frame
43. a high pinger kills you behind a corner, because he shot you before you went there
44. you 'bug' inside a wall, then you fall off the map
45. you empty a whole rifle cartridge against someone, but you miss every single shot because et coders decided that luck is more fun than skill, so they put a random offset in the bullet trajectory to make things even
46. your sten stops shooting when you needed a single extra bullet to frag your enemy, and you die because you were too stupid not to switch to pistol

Edited by SunLight, 13 December 2010 - 04:15 AM.


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47. You get poisoned, you prime a nade, then a medic comes, and before you can chuck the nade away, you've killed yourself, when the medic could've healed you

48. You have an epic duel with someone on a rooftop, both have limited ammo left, and you push them off the roof, and they die

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49. you selfkill because a flag was captured, then they recapure before you respawn, and you died for nothing
50. a team mate has primed a grenade, but there are no enemies and he must get rid of it, so in the end he decides the lesser evil is killing 'only' you instead of other 2 people

Edited by SunLight, 13 December 2010 - 04:24 AM.


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51. you get crushed between tank and wall at goldrush (god hate that)
52. you get killed by construction madness :D

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51.you got killed by goomba from that guy u have killed,cause somebody pushed him just before he died.

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52. Getting killed and scream irl cus it scared u




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